Flaws Laced With Good Intentions.
I wish there was a way to know you’re in the good old days before you’ve actually left them.
The Office Finale
A kid was walking around school wearing this today and didn’t receive a single comment from administration.
Meanwhile, I was pulled over twice by them to mention how “incredibly short” my bottoms were.
Last time I checked, my shorts don’t reference blowjobs.
Quit sexualizing things that aren’t meant to be suggestive.
(via fitness-monsterz)
spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”
contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?
moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”
(via v0ldewh0re)
It’s probably because it’s 2:21 AM, but I couldn’t stop laughing.
I just kind of love John Krasinkski.
i made sum pancakes
oh my god are you shitting me
For those moments when you REALLY FUCKING NEED A PANCAKE.
How about a spooncake?
(Source: im-electricsympathy, via jessyborgoroth)
(Source: mortraineys, via v0ldewh0re)


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